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Monday, October 30, 2006

CSI: Whitman's Sampler Division

I want to see a crime show where the detective announces they're going to get samples from the suspect, then proceeds to pull chocolate after chocolate from the perp's mouth and match them to the shapes in a plastic mold.

"Yep, it's a match. Hazelnut."
Posted by The Management at 10:32 AM
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